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How Much The NRA Cares About Elephants.

I just learned from a number of sources that the National Rifle Association (NRA) is opposing President Obama’s plan to restrict American hunters from bringing home more than two elephant “trophies” a year,

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References:

  • “What does the Republican Party have against elephants?”A2 That’s a good question. In the last line of the article, the author Andrew Wetzler mentions that the elephant is the mascot of the Republican Party.  He may have stumbled onto a motive.  Could the Republicans possibly be thinking that if all the wild elephants were gone, then the law of supply and demand would make their mascot more valuable?
  • “The NRA Is Quietly Fighting For Your Right To Kill Elephants For Their Ivory”A3


ostensibly because that would make it harder for gun owners to get top dollar when they try to sell guns with ivory handlesA. Does that even make sense? It is interesting to see their priorities.

Here are my Comments to the NRA:

  • Since we all know that “guns don’t kill elephants, people do”,
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I am expanding on the unofficial slogan of the NRAA here. People with rocks, no doubt, kill elephants.  Possibly even people with tomatoes.  That could explain all of those pink elephants you’ve been seeing lately.


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  • since the NRA’s job is clearly only to push rifles, as their name implies, then
  • I don’t see how you have any standing in this matter (in English, that means “Why should anybody care what you think about elephants”).


    • The NRA needs to step away from this important issue on the fate of elephants and let the people speak for themselves.

    The Blind Men and the Elephant – The Full Story

    There is an old story about several blind men who encountered an elephant. This story plays an important role in several religions around the Indian subcontinent, as explained in great detail in Wikipedia.

    Here Is My Version:

    “Once upon a time, an aide brought an elephant into a home for the blind in India where a team of scholars was writing the first blind dictionary. A number of blind men soon surrounded the elephant. The first man, after feeling the elephant’s leg, declared that an elephant is like a pillar. He then proceeded to jot down his notes. The second man, holding the tail, announced that an elephant was like a rope before he recorded his findings. The scholar next to the elephant’s ear decided that this creature was like a winnowing basket. Another by the trunk couldn’t quite figure out whether he was dealing with a tree branch or a water spout. He took careful notes. Other men found the belly to be a wall or a granary, and the tusk to be either a solid pipe or a plowshare. The head resembled a pot, the back a throne, and lastly, the tip of the tail evoked a brush.

    While reviewing their notes, a discussion broke out among the scholars about their differing individual findings. Since each of the men was certain that his own observations were correct, an argument developed. It grew heated, and before long the team was embroiled in a full brawl. Only one man survived the scuffle. He proceeded with the project and as a result, it was his (limited) definition of an elephant that ultimately went into the blind dictionary. It remained there for many, many years. While this man was finishing his work, he neglected the elephant. The elephant eventually became hungry, and then agitated. It wound up trampling the man to death as it made it’s escape.”

    The Rest of the Story*

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    * with a tip of the hat to the late Paul HarveyA

    The aide returned a couple days later to find everyone dead and no elephant. So he ran to get the police and then returned home. After their investigation of the scene, the police concluded that the elephant was the principal suspect in all of the killings. Using the last scholar’s description, they put out a bulletin for it’s capture. When they canvassed the neighborhood, one gentleman asked if this was the same pink elephantD that had been haunting him for years. After reviewing the notes of the victims and other evidence at the scene, they found nothing that would rule out that possibility. After an exhaustive search, however, the perpetrating pink pillar was never found and the case was eventually closed.

    So What?

    There have been several morals derived from the earlier versions of this story. This story reveals important human foibles. I may be referring to this story in future discussions and possibly coming to my own conclusions.